Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

They stole it from us. My precious.

You sexy thing.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has fought 1 battle

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Power is Life

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Monk result.

Earned the Demon Hunter result.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Catwoman result.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

When there's no more room in hell...

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

The first time is always the best time.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I earned the Silver Samurai result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Chief of Staff

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You rock the platformers.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

What are you waiting for? Get going.

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

Has completed 75 quizzes

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