Heroes may die, but legends endure.

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

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You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has completed 25 quizzes.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Robe and hat not included.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Both stylish and delicious.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has completed 75 quizzes

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

You've got mail!

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

I came. I saw. I slew.

Perfection is not an accident.

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Got milk?

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

The bears thought you were delicious.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

Space pirates beware!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the Serenity result

Earned the Monk result.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the "Rhino" result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

The Force is strong with you.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You know what we like for 2012!

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You're Rudolph! Hopefully soon you can join in on those reindeer games.

It's not easy being green.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.

I'M HELPING

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Always know your enemy.

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.