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TIMESWORDSMAN
Member Since: 7 Mar 2008
Last Active: May 11, 2014 05:52
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Bow & Arrow
Personality Quizzes
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
BLUR badge
Contests
for getting a BLUR beta key
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Batteries
Holiday 2009
Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Health Potion
Holiday 2008
They keep forever, and can cure anything.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
The Doctor Is In
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.
Loyal Servant Until The End
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
An End, Once And For All
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Zord
Personality Quizzes
It's Morphin' time!
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Santa
Personality Quizzes
You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition