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The Almighty Aardvark
Member Since: 13 Sep 2009
Last Active: Aug 10, 2019 07:55
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
The Dread Lich Val-Kul-Apak
Quiz Awards
Really quite friendly if you get to know him
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz Awards
Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Bow & Arrow
Personality Quizzes
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Post Went Silver
Community
Posted a response that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day
Thread's Gone Gold
Community
Started a thread that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Critically Scary
Halloween 2015
Ready to take on scary tabletop games
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
This is How We Do It - Prime Evil
Content
You read the very first This is How We Do It!