Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

You've Seen Movies

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

There are only two things that could make this better...

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned the Hulk result

Earned the Captain America Result

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

You only play really Important games.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has won a battle

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has fought 1 battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You know games are meant to be modified.

Who has time to finish games?

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Stay away from da voodoo.

You sexy thing.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Fly the prehistoric skies!

Power is Life

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

There are some things you just love to hate.

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Brains are the name of the game.

Om nom nom nom!

You're as clever as a court jester.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

Earned the Android Result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Maximum grizzledness!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Rhino" result.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Earned the Oracle result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

You're pretty average.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You are the scariest letter.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Director of the Secret Service

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Hey! Where'd it go?

You bet I do!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

Thanks for voting!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I finished this.