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The Philistine
Member Since: 15 Jan 2010
Last Active: Sep 14, 2018 03:48
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
An Arcane Intellect
Quiz Awards
You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Nerf Gun
Holiday 2010
Best used on siblings or coworkers.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Feline Fatale
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hulk result
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Anime Aficionado
Quiz Awards
Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.
The Lost Vikings
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Power Level Quiz - Mewtwo
Quiz Awards
Birthright is irrelevant, make something of yourself
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!