Whatever you do, don't click here.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.

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Has created a user profile.

You survived... for now.

You rock the platformers.

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

You're pretty average.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I'M HELPING

Zombie killer extraordinaire

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Moi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Stretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews