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The.Bard
Member Since: 7 Jan 2011
Last Active: Apr 1, 2015 17:06
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
Shiny!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Serenity result
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
All Have Gone to Kalahira
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Gelatinous Cube
Personality Quizzes
You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
With Confusion: I Am Not An 'Eeyore'
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
You Will Know True Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Game of Thrones: Littlefingers
Quiz Awards
You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.
Sinister Symbiosis
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Venom" result.
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
The Doctor Is In
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition