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TheBlackKnight
Member Since: 3 Nov 2008
Last Active: May 16, 2017 19:40
Live Long and Prosper
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Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
The Swiss-Army Chainsaw
Staff Awards
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Dinosaur Shirt
Holiday 2009
Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
The Average Bear
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You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!
10 About 4
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For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
1-Up
Holiday 2008
You've gained an extra life!
Valentine's Day (U Pwn My Heart)
Valentine's Day
You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Michael Jackson's Glove
Holiday 2010
Not for use while gaming.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Ursula
Personality Quizzes
What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Penguin Flies Ever Alone
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Sam and Max!
Quiz Awards
You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Ol' Nessie
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Loch Ness Monster result
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Yeti Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Space Zombie
Quiz Awards
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
No Talk
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Hotline Miami for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
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You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
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You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Necromorph
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You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac Clarke
Quiz Awards
You've seen horrific things and lived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
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You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
Quiz Awards
You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Royal Family of Edenia
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz Awards
Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
King Of The Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You answered all Godzilla quiz questions correctly! Now you can be stomped underneath Godzilla's might foot knowing you're fully informed.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
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Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.