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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Raptors rule!

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You said this button does what?

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has fought 1 battle

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

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Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Best used on siblings or coworkers.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

You've got mail!

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has won a battle

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Posted a comment using Facebook

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has fought 10 battles

Welcome to Columbia!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

May want to stretch first.

More Human Than Human

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Earned the Barbarian Result

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

No one will see you coming.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

When there's no more room in hell...

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The Force is strong with you.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Look out! It's a monster!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You rock the platformers.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

You successfully completed The Heist.

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

It's not easy being green.

You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

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