It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

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It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Solo is for suckers

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet

You are a unique and special snowflake, just like everyone else.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Created a topic with over 100,000 views.