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TheNoirGuy
Member Since: 24 Feb 2008
Last Active: Aug 15, 2014 18:04
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pumpkin Smasher
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Goblin" result.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Always in the Dark
Quiz Awards
Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Phaser
Holiday 2010
Zomgphaserspewpew!!1
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Great Old Cuddler
Holiday 2009
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.