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You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

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You only play really Important games.

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Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

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You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

You know what we like for 2012!

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

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You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

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Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

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The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

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It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

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Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

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Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

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