If you've got it, flaunt it.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

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Has fought 1 battle

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has set an avatar.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Bleep bloop!

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Demon Hunter result.

Maximum grizzledness!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

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Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Oracle result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has completed 50 quizzes.

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

They stole it from us. My precious.

YOU are the enemy unknown.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Voted for Guild Wars 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You made it... for now.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's the only way to be sure.

Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

What are you waiting for? Get going.

Press B to found a city.

Has completed 75 quizzes

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

You read the very first This is How We Do It!

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

You completed the Do You Even MOBA, Bro? Quiz

More like a problem eliminator.

I never really was on your side.

Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning