Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

The Force is strong with you.

You know your way around a grimoire.

I'M HELPING

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has created a user profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Om nom nom nom!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Computer Psychologist

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

When there's no more room in hell...

Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

Has completed 75 quizzes

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Earned the Charge Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

You're right. This is just the beginning.

Shared 100 pieces of content using the Like button

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!

Posted a comment using Facebook

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

Member of 1 User Group

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

You would kill Cinna in the Hunger Games.

Making mothers proud.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

The world was already in bad shape when we met.

You successfully completed The Heist.

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

I think we just found a Transformer!

Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.

You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Took the Critical Miss quiz