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Gamers are the new supermen.

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Keep the beat!

For those who can't whistle.

An ugly duckling you are not.

May want to stretch first.

Bust a move!

Love and peace!

Tweet! Tweet!

Got milk?

Migrating south is for the birds.

Shiny!

Omelette du fromage.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

You want to shoot things.

You only play really Important games.

You know games are meant to be modified.

More real than real.

Who has time to finish games?

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Solo is for suckers

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Stay away from da voodoo.

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

The Light justifies the means.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Who wants to live forever?

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Punch first, think later.

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Where would Mario be without you?

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Two tails, no waiting.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.

Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.

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Up, up and away!

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Before Jaws, there was you!

Watch where you swing your tail!

Fly the prehistoric skies!

Raptors rule!

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

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You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Robe and hat not included.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

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You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

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Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

Power is Life

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Judgment Day

More Human Than Human

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The bears thought you were delicious.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

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You've lost your best and only friend...

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

Brains are the name of the game.

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

Bleep bloop!

Zug zug!

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

It's a-me Mario!

Om nom nom nom!

Space pirates beware!

Do a barrel roll!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

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You're as clever as a court jester.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

...You haven't even heard of Game of Thrones.

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.

You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.

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Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Earned the Computer Psychologist

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

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You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!

Earned the Hawkeye Result

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Earned the Wizard result.

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Earned the Witch Doctor result.

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Maximum grizzledness!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Green Magic" Result

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Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Earned the Oracle result.

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Earned the Catwoman result.

You really like playing games that are within other games.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

There are very few games you haven't heard of or played through.

You're a well traveled gamer!

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

If it's got aliens, space, and tons of weirdness, you've seen it. Twice.

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

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Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Earned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Consider spicing up your life with some new hobbies or interests.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Guns, guns and more guns!

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

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Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

When there's no more room in hell...

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

No one ever suspects The Mime.

Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the The Cat result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You're the best hex in the west!

You are the scariest letter.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

You're a rebel with a cause.

You make head wounds look good.

Kill them with kindness.

The Force is strong with you.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Bird result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You're a master Tree Hugger!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You're the cat's meow!

They stole it from us. My precious.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

All hail the Dark Lord of Christmas!

Happiness is a warm puppy

You've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've assassinated the character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've gotten 100% on the Star Trek Quiz, you must have used the logic.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

You've obviously abducted the answers to the quiz.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Earned the Possession Vigor

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

Earned the Return to Sender Vigor

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Earned the Undertow Vigor

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

Earned the Charge Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Woo-oo!

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has added more than 100 friends.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

You read the very first This is How We Do It!

Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]