Has watched every Zero Punctuation

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the scariest letter.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not easy being green.

Always know your enemy.

Earned the Black Widow result

With great vengeance and furious anger.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

I'M HELPING

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

You're Krampus! Great job instilling fear in small children!

Thanks for voting!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Stab all them red coats.

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Mein Führer! I can walk!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

The Force is strong with you.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Earned the "Venom" result.

You've Seen Movies

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Earned the USS Enterprise

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Do a barrel roll!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Before Jaws, there was you!

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has added a friend!

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Has been added as a friend.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has set an avatar.

You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has created a user profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Member of 1 User Group

More real than real.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.

You sexy thing.

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Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Shiny!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Necromancer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Experienced Day 4 of the Expo Showcase!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

YOU are the enemy unknown.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Making mothers proud.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

It's the only way to be sure.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.