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Aced the BioShock quiz

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

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Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

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Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

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What do you do with a drunken whaler...

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Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

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Voted for Assassin’s Creed 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

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When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

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Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

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It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight

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Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

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The most important part of Grand Theft Auto V.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

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He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

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Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

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You would kill Cinna in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet

Making mothers proud.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

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Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

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You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

You successfully completed The Heist.

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

It's not easy being green.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.

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Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

"Don't be dead, Gwen - I don't want you to be dead!"

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

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Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.

Everyday I'm settlin'

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

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If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

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Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Took the Critical Miss quiz

You completed the Do You Even MOBA, Bro? Quiz

More like a problem eliminator.

You know which games give you nightmares

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Likes Evil Dead-like movies

You're keeping up with Halloween

Faster than a speeding bullet!

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning

"Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you"

Cheers, love! The cavalry?s here!

Nobody learns without getting it wrong!

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There is no death, there is the Force

Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?

Milord! I-I mean Master!

You've taken the first step, at least.

Shhhhhh ...