The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

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Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Save versus Fourth Edition.

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I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Would you like another pellet?

Watched all episodes of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Perfection is not an accident.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Earned the Serenity result

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Vigilo Confido

Has fought 1 battle

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

You are the scariest letter.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!

You know what we like for 2012!

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Experienced Day 1 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 2 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 3 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 4 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 5 of the Expo Showcase!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

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Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.