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Member Since: 8 Nov 2008
Last Active: Jan 28, 2016 04:37
Project Powder Gold
Special Events
I was the overall Escapist Crew winner in the Project Powder Tournement!
TF2 Tournament Member
Special Events
I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!
Bamalam!
Awards
Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Zombie Repellant
Holiday 2008
You can never have enough bullets. For when the undead come.
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
The Average Bear
Quiz Awards
You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Spartan
Genre Wars
"This is SPARTA!"
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Thanks!
Awards
You...you've earned it.
Valentine's Day (4EVAR)
Valentine's Day
Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!
T-Shirt Finalist Badge
Contests
My shirt was a finalist in the T-Shirt Contest!!!
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Slogan Contest
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I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
You Really Like Me!
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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
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Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
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Has added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
AVP Battle - Marine
Contests
Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
T-shirt Badge
Contests
I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Mogul
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 100,000 treasure
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Fruitcake
Holiday 2009
It's fruit AND cake. It's like, good for you! You should definitely share.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Patron Saint of Oppression
Staff Awards
Ask me about my banhammer