You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Earned the Oracle result.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

You only play really Important games.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

I know what you're going to say.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Robe and hat not included.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Both stylish and delicious.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Amat victoria curam

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has completed 25 quizzes.

The first time is always the best time.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Has fought 1 battle

Before Jaws, there was you!

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

More Human Than Human

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Earned the Monk result.

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Earned the "Mysterio" result

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Member of 1 User Group

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Has completed 75 quizzes

YOU are the enemy unknown.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Kill them with kindness.

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You're the cat's meow!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Voted for Guild Wars 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You are the scariest letter.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. I came to find my brother Chris.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Maximum grizzledness!

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Press Secretary

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

By right and privilege, you rule Rome.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You would kill Cinna in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You rock the platformers.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

The world was already in bad shape when we met.

I'M HELPING

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

And now... classical music meets seafood!

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Tiny. Brilliant. Psychotic.

I think we just found a Transformer!

You took the Under the Dome quiz

Caesar is home.

A storyteller's job is never done

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

COWABUNGA!