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Member Since: 19 Sep 2008
Last Active: Sep 2, 2017 05:01
Face With A Name
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Bernie
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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
You Like Me!
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Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
I Can Has Friend?
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Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
4th Birthday
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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Make Yourself At Home
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Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Early Edition
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Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Red Box
Holiday 2009
Save versus Fourth Edition.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Hitting the Presses
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Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Luigi, the Second Banana
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You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Subzero
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You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Dogmeat
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Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Yep, It Was Easy
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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Meta Meta
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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Scar
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You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Section Leader
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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Sontar HA!
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Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Master Sword
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Heroes may die, but legends endure.
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
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Before Jaws, there was you!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Link!
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He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Armed and Operational
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Star Destroyer result
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
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Maximum grizzledness!
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Virus Zombie
Quiz Awards
Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.
Up the Ziggurat Lickety-Split!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
War Is Hell
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Spec Ops: The Line for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
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I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
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When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
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Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Chris Redfield
Personality Quizzes
You can't kill me!
Diamond Quiz Taker
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Has completed 50 quizzes.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
Royal Family of Hyrule
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I am videogame royalty.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Home Alone For The Holidays
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This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Thief
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Thief, from Eidos Montreal, in 2014.
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition