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I heard you really, REALLY like them.

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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Has set an avatar.

This candy heart does not mean you get an extra life and we will not be held accountable if you try and claim that :)

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Save versus Fourth Edition.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

"Crush your enemies!"

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

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A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

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There are some things you just love to hate.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

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People don't understand, you just want to help!

Robe and hat not included.

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The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

I came. I saw. I slew.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

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