Take me to the crush!

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When the time comes, you will be ready.

The bears thought you were delicious.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Maximum grizzledness!

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

More Human Than Human

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has created a user profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has set an avatar.

Keep the beat!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

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You've uncovered all the Games of Christmas of 2011!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Raptors rule!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Member of 1 User Group

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Battlestar Galactica result

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

If it's got aliens, space, and tons of weirdness, you've seen it. Twice.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

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Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Reward for Acing the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Posted a comment using Facebook

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You participated in The Escapist's DUST 514 live streaming event!

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Earned the Undertow Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

And as the smoke clears, they will know their destruction came from a Maliwan weapon.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!

The first time is always the best time.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Woo-oo!

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Pirate Assassin is quite the dual classing.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You successfully completed The Heist.

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 4 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Die, Allied schweinehund

Has completed 75 quizzes

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

A storyteller's job is never done

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

If you were a Sim, fire would probably be the way you'd go. Invest in asbestos!

You completed the Destiny Quiz.

Peter Dinklage being sarcastic robot AI is all I ever wanted in life.

SO CUTE

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

You nailed that energy drink quiz! Rock on!

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!