Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

I know what you're going to say.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

The first time is always the best time.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

No one will see you coming.

Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

The Force is strong with you.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Has won a battle

Judgment Day

Has fought 10 battles

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.

Has fought 1 battle

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Member of 1 User Group

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

It's Morphin' time!

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

You are the scariest letter.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Small. Scrappy. Tree-Hugging.

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

I think we just found a Transformer!

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!

COWABUNGA!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Press B to found a city.

"Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you"

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.