I know what you're going to say.

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Member of 1 User Group

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Bleep bloop!

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!