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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You know games are meant to be modified.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Solo is for suckers

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

You know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Member of 1 User Group

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Aced the BioShock quiz

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Aced the Oscars quiz

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You want to shoot things.

You only play really Important games.

More real than real.

Who has time to finish games?

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Hit first, ask questions later.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Welcome to Columbia!

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Maximum grizzledness!

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the Chupacabra Result

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Voted for Far Cry 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've assassinated the character quiz.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!