What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Earned the Iron Man result

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Happiness is a warm puppy

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Amat victoria curam

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Solo is for suckers

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has created a user profile.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has set an avatar.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

You sexy thing.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Whatever you do, don't click here.

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

You've got mail!

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Shiny!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Monk result.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Lizard" result.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the Catwoman result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Space Janitor Result

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

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DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The Force is strong with you.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

It's time for this gopher to make a stand!

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

You can't kill me!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

It's a me, in 3D.

Vladof's time has come!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Press Secretary

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

You bet I do!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Pirate Assassin is quite the dual classing.

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Earned the Bishop result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.

Posted a comment using Facebook

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

I'M HELPING

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

It's not easy being green.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

It's the only way to be sure.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

I think we just found a Transformer!

Get me the spaceman!

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You're keeping up with Halloween