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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

The Force is strong with you.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Before Jaws, there was you!

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You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Earned the Star Destroyer result

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Maximum grizzledness!

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We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Earned the USS Enterprise

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Earned the Serenity result

Earned the Barbarian Result

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Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You want to shoot things.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Thor result

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Posted a comment using Facebook

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

You've lost your best and only friend...

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Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Has fought 1 battle

Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.

Earned the Catwoman result.

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Member of 1 User Group

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

You're pretty average.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

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Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Vigilo Confido

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Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

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Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

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Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

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I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

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When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You can't kill me!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

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Has posted in more than 12 different months.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

With great vengeance and furious anger.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All non-Hyperion arms dealers will be forcibly relocated to Jackville.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

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You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

The true special ops.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Has added more than 10 friends.

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

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You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

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Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

You really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

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I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

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The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.