an annoyed writer
Member Since: 21 Jun 2012
Zero PunctuationHas watched every Zero Punctuation
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
CommunityHas received and read messages from 10 people.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
CommunityHas added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 10 others.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012You are the scariest letter.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012We are not alone.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012A fire djinn is the worst kind.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012Who wasn't scared of that thing?
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
User Group Bookmark
CommunityHas posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
CommunityHas received and read messages from 25 people.
Hitting the Presses
ContentHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
JimquisitionIs your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!