Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

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You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Solo is for suckers

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

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Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Robe and hat not included.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

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Clicky, not Mickey

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Both stylish and delicious.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Earned the "Lizard" result.

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Black Widow result

Has completed 75 quizzes

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

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In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Has fought 1 battle

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

- Voted for XCOM: Enemy Unknown for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You know what we like for 2012!

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've assassinated the character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

Earned the USS Enterprise

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

You're right. This is just the beginning.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

SHOOTEMUP SHOOTEMUP! BANG BANG!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Chief of Staff

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Die, Allied schweinehund

I think we just found a Transformer!

Everyday I'm settlin'

You completed the Destiny Quiz.

SO CUTE

You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Posted a response that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Likes Evil Dead-like movies

Ready to take on scary tabletop games

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous

You've taken the first step, at least.