Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Why not settle this … over a nice cup of tea?

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has fought 1 battle

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has won a battle

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Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has set an avatar.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has created a user profile.

Both stylish and delicious.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

You've heard of the The Elder Scrolls in name only.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Shiny!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Judgment Day

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

Earned the Computer Psychologist

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the Millennium Falcon result

Earned the Monk result.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.

No one ever suspects The Mime.

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You're the best hex in the west!

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

The Force is strong with you.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. I came to find my brother Chris.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

SHOOTEMUP SHOOTEMUP! BANG BANG!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

It's Morphin' time!

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Chief of Staff

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You rock the platformers.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You survived... for now.

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

The world was already in bad shape when we met.

I'M HELPING

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

And now... classical music meets seafood!

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.

SO CUTE

Really quite friendly if you get to know him

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Tanks for playing.

Posted a response that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Faster than a speeding bullet!

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning

Et voila

I think, therefore I am

You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.

There is no death, there is the Force

So, you like legs, huh?

For the sake of our country, you've been chosen to di- I mean to serve.

The Element of Laughter