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crotalidian
Member Since: 8 Sep 2009
Last Active: Dec 30, 2014 02:39
Game of Thrones: The Imp
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Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
+1 Badge of Mental Might
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I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Smorgasborder
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Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
God Mode
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You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Great Old Cuddler
Holiday 2009
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Ubermensch
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Gamers are the new supermen.
Beat Him At His Own Game
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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
The Pony-Lover
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If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Dracula
Quiz Awards
Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
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Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
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You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
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It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Meta Meta
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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Palma Permaximum
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Amat victoria curam
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Never Miss a Shot
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hawkeye Result
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!