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Member Since: 4 Sep 2012
Last Active: Sep 25, 2018 04:01
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Up the Ziggurat Lickety-Split!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Cutscene Watcher
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Master of Blinking
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Personality Quizzes
Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Starring Mike Patton
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Cutscene Fanatic
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Always Was An Asshole
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lieutenant Gorman result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz Awards
Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.