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direw0lf
Member Since: 31 Mar 2009
Last Active: Apr 13, 2019 23:02
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Hidden Holiday Blade
Holiday 2009
Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Lead Designer
Extra Credits
Watched all episodes of Extra Credits
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Azazel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Enoch
El Shaddai
You have recovered the Fallen Angels and saved The Escapist!
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Undead Monster
Rise of Nightmares
Fight me if you dare.
Survivor of Nightmares
Rise of Nightmares
I came. I saw. I slew.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Impervious
Contests
Experienced Day 5 of the Expo Showcase!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Centaur
Personality Quizzes
Milord! I-I mean Master!