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Member Since: 15 Apr 2009
Last Active: Mar 23, 2014 02:52
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Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Sontar HA!
Quiz Awards
Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Bark at the Moon
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
Hammer
Personality Quizzes
For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
King of the Terrible Lizards
Personality Quizzes
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Herbert, Nooooo!
Pick Your Path Awards
You've lost your best and only friend...
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path Awards
Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
All About The Credits
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Bug
Personality Quizzes
How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
The Few, The Proud, The Clones
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Squall Trooper Result
Never Miss a Shot
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hawkeye Result
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Look Into My Eye
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!