You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Dalek result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You've got mail!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

So terribly tortured inside.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

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Witnessed the introduction of a legend

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Would you like another pellet?

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

It's all about the music

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

The first time is always the best time.

There are only two things that could make this better...

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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has been added as a friend.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has set an avatar.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Power is Life

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

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Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Has completed 50 quizzes.

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the Barbarian Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

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Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Earned the Oracle result.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

Has created a user profile.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

You're right. This is just the beginning.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

I am videogame royalty.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

You bet I do!

Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?

Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.

And now... classical music meets seafood!

There there, you're just the happy angel.

You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

Die, Allied schweinehund

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

I'll take my toll.. cash only.

You've taken the first step, at least.

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