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Member Since: 25 Feb 2008
Last Active: Jan 22, 2019 16:26
Duke Nukem Forever
Holiday 2008
And ever. and ever. and ever.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Real Ultimate Poster
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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
What's in the Box?
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Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Subzero
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You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Always in the Dark
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Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Ubermensch
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Gamers are the new supermen.
Escapist WAR! Badge
Planetside WAR!
I've joined the WAR! for The Escapist
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Legacy Crystal Ball
Summer E Games
I used my Crystal Ball to see who would win the Legacy Battle!
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
The Neutral
Fable II
Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.
Face With A Name
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Has set an avatar.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Make Yourself At Home
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Has created a user profile.
I Can Has Friend?
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Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
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Has been added as a friend.
You Really Like Me!
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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Spartan
Genre Wars
"This is SPARTA!"
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Glorious
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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Windfall
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Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
10 About 4
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For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
In Touch
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Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Survivor
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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Socialite
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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Early Edition
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Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Happy Camper
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The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Observer
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You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
X Factor
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Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Feline Fatale
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Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Bark at the Moon
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Homo Sapiens
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Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Diamond Quiz Taker
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Has completed 50 quizzes.
Do the Robot!
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Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
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Earned the SSV Normandy result
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Let's Rock!
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Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
It's a Wonderful Life
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Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Rookie
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Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Sergeant
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Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Mech Minion
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Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Don't Panic!
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Dog's Best Friend
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Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
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You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
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I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
Space Baby
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I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
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You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
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You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Robot Attack
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You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
The Powerpuff Badge
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Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Murder of Crows
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Whiplash
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There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Battlestar Galactica
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The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
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I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Dazzler
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I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
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With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
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Mein Führer! I can walk!
Vladof
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Vladof's time has come!
74 + 1 Quizzer
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Has completed 75 quizzes
AMP Suit
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Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Mehrunes Dagon
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Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
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Hey! Where'd it go?
Cosplay Quiz Complete
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You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
The Force is Strong
Personality Quizzes
You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Force User
Personality Quizzes
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
The Mercenary
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I'll take my toll.. cash only.
Zootopia - Try Everything
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Nobody learns without getting it wrong!