Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Aced the BioShock quiz

Zomgphaserspewpew!!1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has set an avatar.

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Two tails, no waiting.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Robe and hat not included.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

So terribly tortured inside.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Posted a comment using Facebook

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the Star Destroyer result

Earned the Serenity result

Earned the Wizard result.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Maximum grizzledness!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the "Black Magic" Result

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

Guns, guns and more guns!

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

There are only two things that could make this better...

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Earned the Charge Vigor

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Vladof's time has come!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

For a cleaner, safer America to wreak havoc in. No Stripper Left Behind.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Because Asteroids.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Has completed 75 quizzes

You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

"Nobody ever accused The Rhino of good manners."

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Die, Allied schweinehund

You are the scariest letter.

If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.

SO CUTE

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Moses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.

I finished this.

Tanks for playing.

Birthright is irrelevant, make something of yourself

I'll take my toll.. cash only.