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garfoldsomeoneelse
Member Since: 22 Mar 2009
Last Active: Sep 2, 2019 09:48
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Happy Camper
Personality Quizzes
The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Lover, not a Fighter
Community
Has added more than 100 friends.
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
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Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Tauren
Personality Quizzes
You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Cyber Celeb
Community
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
A Ticket to the Spider-man Musical
Holiday 2010
Falling room only.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
Toy Squid
Holiday 2009
Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Rest In
Halloween Party!
Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The Tinker
Personality Quizzes
You know games are meant to be modified.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Sergeant
Quiz Awards
Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
The Blitzkrieg Quiz!
Quiz Awards
Tanks for playing.
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015
You're keeping up with Halloween
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.