Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

Has added more than 100 friends.

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Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

I know what you're going to say.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

You want to shoot things.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Falling room only.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the BioShock quiz

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

"Crush your enemies!"

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has won a battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 10 battles

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

"See them driven before you!"

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Solo is for suckers

More real than real.

You only play really Important games.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Robe and hat not included.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

There are only two things that could make this better...

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Tanks for playing.

You know the scariest things ever imagined

You're keeping up with Halloween

You are the scariest letter.