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Member Since: 24 Oct 2009
Last Active: Jan 17, 2020 15:16
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
It's Not Always About The Destination
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Titanium Spork
Holiday 2009
When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Luigi, the Second Banana
Personality Quizzes
You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Phaser
Holiday 2010
Zomgphaserspewpew!!1
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Lord-a-Leaping
Personality Quizzes
May want to stretch first.
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
All About The Credits
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Orc!
Personality Quizzes
Zug zug!
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Sam and Max!
Quiz Awards
You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!
Game of Thrones: Littlefingers
Quiz Awards
You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
Personality Quizzes
Maximum grizzledness!
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
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You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Super Reptile
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Lizard" result.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Obscure Game Enthusiast
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You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
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You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
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You're a well traveled gamer!
It Is a Good Day To Die!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
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I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
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You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
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You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
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I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
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You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
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The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
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You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Murder of Crows
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
M.O.D.O.K.
Personality Quizzes
Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Dahl
Personality Quizzes
In the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Yuriko Oyama
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Mushroom Kingdom
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Kinzie Kensington
Quiz Awards
Press Secretary
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Lawful Batman
Personality Quizzes
Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce.
Desmond
Personality Quizzes
Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox Aficionado
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Xbox quiz
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Frosty the Snowman
Personality Quizzes
You're Frosty! You won't spend the holidays alone, if it's the last thing you do.
Look Into My Eye
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Alien: Isolation
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz Awards
You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality Quizzes
The world was already in bad shape when we met.
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Kyle Broflovski
Personality Quizzes
Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
The Great Gonzo
Personality Quizzes
And now... classical music meets seafood!
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Rhino
Personality Quizzes
"Nobody ever accused The Rhino of good manners."
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Cornelius
Personality Quizzes
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Award Nominee
Quiz Awards
You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
I Voted Consistently!
Game of the Year 2014
You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.