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Member Since: 10 Oct 2008
Last Active: Jan 12, 2019 15:43
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
On Fire
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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Bloodsucker
Halloween Party!
Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Flash Game Playoffs: Storm the House 3 (Honorable Mention)
Summer E Games
I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
The Noble
Fable II
You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Valentine's Day (U Pwn My Heart)
Valentine's Day
You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Bells
Holiday 2008
"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson
ZP Mashup
Contests
The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Rest In
Halloween Party!
Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Batteries Not Included
Halloween Party!
Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Dinosaur Shirt
Holiday 2009
Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Mudkip!
Quiz Awards
I heard you really, REALLY like them.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
A Mouse for Your House
Holiday 2010
Clicky, not Mickey
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Azazel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Enoch
El Shaddai
You have recovered the Fallen Angels and saved The Escapist!
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path Awards
Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Herbert, Nooooo!
Pick Your Path Awards
You've lost your best and only friend...
Turtleborn!
Pick Your Path Awards
Meep, Merp, Muuu!
Kirby!
Personality Quizzes
Om nom nom nom!
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The First Avenger
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Captain America Result
Fists of Fury
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monk result.
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Welcome to Level 1
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition