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Member Since: 12 Feb 2009
Last Active: Oct 27, 2018 14:53
My Evil Pony
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Kirby!
Personality Quizzes
Om nom nom nom!
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Yay Friendship!
Personality Quizzes
What's "grizzled" mean?
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
User Group Butterfly
Community
Member of 50 user groups
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hulk result
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
MM 2011 Crystal Ball
March Mayhem 2011
I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
The Kid
Personality Quizzes
You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Conductor
Personality Quizzes
You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Batteries
Holiday 2009
Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Connor Kenway
Quiz Awards
You've assassinated the character quiz.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Pumpkin Smasher
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Goblin" result.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Dapper Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
Easily Distracted
Quiz Awards
You really like playing games that are within other games.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Hot Stuff
Quiz Awards
You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
House of Daventry
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Coffee Bean
Quiz Awards
Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015
You're keeping up with Halloween
Royal Blood of The Escapist
Forum Awards
Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]