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jibjab963
Member Since: 16 Sep 2008
Last Active: Mar 24, 2015 18:15
Crowbar
Holiday 2008
Never understimate the value of a good prybar. Just ask Gordon.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010
Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Valentine's Day (Cyber Me)
Valentine's Day
You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Espresso Beans
Holiday 2009
Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Just Peachy
Personality Quizzes
Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Bad Luck
Personality Quizzes
You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Michael Jackson's Glove
Holiday 2010
Not for use while gaming.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Businessman
Personality Quizzes
I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Two Heads Are Better Than One
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
You Will Know True Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Fox McCloud!
Personality Quizzes
Do a barrel roll!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
For the Good of the Collective
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Computer Psychologist
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Sergeant
Quiz Awards
Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Not Enough Gun
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac Clarke
Quiz Awards
You've seen horrific things and lived.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Crimson Dynamo
Personality Quizzes
I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
XCOM Extraterrestrials
XCOM: The Beginning
YOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Kinzie Kensington
Quiz Awards
Press Secretary
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Sunflower
Quiz Awards
I'M HELPING
Peashooter
Quiz Awards
Zombie killer extraordinaire
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.