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Holiday 2008Never understimate the value of a good prybar. Just ask Gordon.
Quiz AwardsYou rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Quiz AwardsMy haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
Personality QuizzesScientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Valentine's Day (Cyber Me)
Valentine's DayYou've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
4th Birthday PDF
Special EventsI downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
I Can Has Friend?
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You Like Me!
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Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
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Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
Genre WarsHas won a battle
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Quiz AwardsYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
CommunityHas added their PSN account to their profile.
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
10 About 4
Quiz AwardsFor taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Apocalypse LaneWatched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse LaneWatched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Holiday 2009Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Apocalypse LaneWatched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
CommunityHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
Apocalypse LaneWatched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Personality QuizzesThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Personality QuizzesYou want to shoot things.
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Personality QuizzesYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Warning to Others
Personality QuizzesYou might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Personality QuizzesWhy are you ALWAYS in another castle?
CommunityThere are some things you just love to hate.
Personality QuizzesYou've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
The Sex Symbol
Personality QuizzesIf you've got it, flaunt it.
The Old Veteran
Personality QuizzesAdventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Personality QuizzesOf course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Personality QuizzesVideogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Personality QuizzesHit first, ask questions later.
Personality QuizzesYou picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.
Personality QuizzesConvert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Personality QuizzesLoyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality QuizzesHe's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Michael Jackson's Glove
Holiday 2010Not for use while gaming.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Personality QuizzesYou are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Personality QuizzesBanished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Personality QuizzesYou got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Personality QuizzesAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
Personality QuizzesI'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Personality QuizzesI'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.
Personality QuizzesWhy can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Personality QuizzesYou are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Personality QuizzesYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Quiz AwardsBoth stylish and delicious.
Geek to the Core
Personality QuizzesYou wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
The Jack of All Games
Personality QuizzesWho has time to finish games?
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Two Heads Are Better Than One
Personality QuizzesEarned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
Personality QuizzesHeroes may die, but legends endure.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Clever and Crafty
Personality QuizzesRaptors rule!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz AwardsYou're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
The Killing Joke
Personality QuizzesEarned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Champion of Kirkwall
AwardsYou are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Personality QuizzesWe Do What We Must, Because We Can
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path AwardsIt's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Pick Your Path AwardsThe bears thought you were delicious.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
You Will Know True Power
Personality QuizzesEarned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Personality QuizzesBleep bloop!
A Year of Miracles
Special EventsCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Jersey Devil Result
Personality QuizzesDo a barrel roll!
Follow the Light
Personality QuizzesEarned the "White Magic" Result
For the Good of the Collective
Personality QuizzesEarned the Computer Psychologist
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Demon Hunter result.
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality QuizzesMostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality QuizzesEarned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Quiz AwardsAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Quiz AwardsShotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Personality QuizzesThey stole it from us. My precious.
Not Enough Gun
Game of the Year 2012Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz AwardsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Quiz AwardsI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Quiz AwardsYou've seen horrific things and lived.
Miracle of Goats
AwardsI wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz AwardsButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz AwardsYour powers are no match for me silly billy.
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Personality QuizzesEarned the Possession Vigor
Quiz AwardsLife will go on, we will prevail.
Quiz AwardsListen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Personality QuizzesI am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!
Quiz AwardsOnce a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Quiz AwardsAlright, let's do this!
Personality QuizzesYou're right. This is just the beginning.
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz AwardsI'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Personality QuizzesCause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Personality QuizzesThere are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Eva Unit 01
Personality QuizzesEva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
XCOM: The BeginningYOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The BeginningParticipated in the XCOM Community Event!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz AwardsI am videogame royalty.
Merc with a Mouth
Personality QuizzesI earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Quiz AwardsPress Secretary
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Personality QuizzesI just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Quiz AwardsI'M HELPING
Quiz AwardsZombie killer extraordinaire
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 10,000 views.