You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

You really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Take me to the crush!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

I'M HELPING

You're Krampus! Great job instilling fear in small children!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

Thanks for voting!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

Making mothers proud.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Pirate Assassin is quite the dual classing.

It's a good tonic, altruism.

You sure know your cosplay!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Woo-oo!

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've Seen Movies

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

You know your way around a grimoire.

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

No one will see you coming.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Nightwing result.

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Green Magic" Result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Barbarian Result

Earned the Serenity result

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

You've got mail!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

It's all about the music

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.