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Member Since: 15 Oct 2008
Last Active: Aug 3, 2017 17:45
Applejack
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The Element of Honesty
The General
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For the sake of our country, you've been chosen to di- I mean to serve.
Foolish Samurai
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You've taken the first step, at least.
Slime
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Suu can become 'absolute favorite'?
The Old College Try
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Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?
Jedi Master
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There is no death, there is the Force
The Force is Strong
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You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Zootopia - Try Everything
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Nobody learns without getting it wrong!
Overwatch Quiz 2 - Mei
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Sorry! Sorry, I?m sorry. Sorry
Tracer
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Cheers, love! The cavalry?s here!
Ghost in the Shell - Completion
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"Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you"
Pokemôn Go - Team Instinct
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There is no shelter from the storm
Power Level Quiz - Mewtwo
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Birthright is irrelevant, make something of yourself
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Flowey
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It's KILL or be KILLED
TF2: Medic
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Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
Pierce Brosnan
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No. For me.
Unfaithful Student
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Completed the MLP Friendship quiz
Died Trying
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You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.
I Kinda MOBA, Bro!
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You completed the Do You Even MOBA, Bro? Quiz
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Bloodborne Pathogens
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I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!
Thrall
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Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
MScF: Master's of Science Fiction
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You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.
The Blitzkrieg Quiz!
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Tanks for playing.
Mortdecai
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You're just as clever as professional rogue Mortdecai... though that might not be a compliment.
Confused Spud
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What in the hell. This makes no sense.
Confused Simon
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I finished this.
Loremaster
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The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Water into Blood
Personality Quizzes
Moses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
You're not getting too old for this
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You got a perfect score! Congratulations, you're going to make it retirement, and Christmas dinner, after all!
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
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You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
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Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Out of This World
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Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
Rocket Scientist
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The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Overdrivenly Amped Up!
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You nailed that energy drink quiz! Rock on!
Energetically Energized
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Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Deity
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You have defeated Sid Meier's Quiz at the highest difficulty.
Settler
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Press B to found a city.
Pre-Sequel Athena
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What are you waiting for? Get going.
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
The Dread Lich Val-Kul-Apak
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Really quite friendly if you get to know him
Lil' Kobold
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SO CUTE
Power Up!
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You've Powered Up!
Sunglasses!
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Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Ghost AI
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Peter Dinklage being sarcastic robot AI is all I ever wanted in life.
The Traveler
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You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Senior Citizen
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If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
Award Nominee
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You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Gnome
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It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Michelangelo
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Bodacious!
Star-Lord
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It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Hercules
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You are Hercules, slayer of lions, winner of quizzes!
Disney Hercules
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You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
The Settlers of Catan
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Everyday I'm settlin'
Cornelius
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Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Human
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Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.
Under the Dome Perfection
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You know your Under the Dome
Under the Dome
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You took the Under the Dome quiz
Optimus Prime
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At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Cade Yeager
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I think we just found a Transformer!
Human
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You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Cerebro!
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You got every question right! You're ready to find all the world's mutants and save them from whatever.
Brotherhood Of Mutants
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You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Nouveau Wolfenstein
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They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.
Classic Wolfenstein
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Die, Allied schweinehund
King Of The Monsters!
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You answered all Godzilla quiz questions correctly! Now you can be stomped underneath Godzilla's might foot knowing you're fully informed.
Destroy All Monsters!
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You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
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"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Oberyn Martell
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Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.
Huh?
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Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Genuine Patriot
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You know almost too much about Captain America.
Hail HYDRA
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Always know your enemy.
Tyrion Lannister
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The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
Angel of Paradise
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Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.
Peaceful Angel
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There there, you're just the happy angel.
The Great Gonzo
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And now... classical music meets seafood!
Lord of Time and Space
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Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
TARDIS Instruction Manual
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Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
It begins. Survived Dark Souls II Quiz.
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You made it... for now.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Just like a Thief
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You successfully completed The Heist.
Sunflower
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I'M HELPING
Peashooter
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Zombie killer extraordinaire
Hershel Valentine
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You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
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You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Dragon Age: Inquisition
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You most want to play Dragon Age: Inquisition, from BioWare, in 2014.
Sherlock
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Say Benedict Cumberbatch five times fast.
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Stay Frosty
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Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Santa
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You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
A Die Hard Christmas
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You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Home Alone For The Holidays
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This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Barrel-rider
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You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Ring-winner
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You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
Xbox 360
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Making mothers proud.
Bastet
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The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet
Lightning Bolts
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Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Katniss Everdeen
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You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Xbox Master
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You have mastered the Xbox quiz
Xbox Aficionado
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You have taken the Xbox quiz
Keep Drifting
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Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Riley
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Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Perfection
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A perfect score? The International Fleet will be in touch.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
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Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Ezio
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Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Good Batman
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The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
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You sure know your cosplay!
Cosplay Quiz Complete
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You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Daryl Dixon
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"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."
Know Thine Escapists
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You bet I do!
Yahtzee's Hat
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He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
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Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Golf
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The most important part of Grand Theft Auto V.
Grand Theft Badge
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Hey! Where'd it go?
Sheogorath
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Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
Mehrunes Dagon
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Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Patrician
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By right and privilege, you rule Rome.
Centurion
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You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Pixar Perfect!
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What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
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If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Matt Miller
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Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
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I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Am the One Who Knocks
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I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
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Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Royal Family of Hyrule
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I am videogame royalty.
Merc with a Mouth
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I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Coffee Bean
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Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!
Backup Dancer Zombie
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He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
AMP Suit
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Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Butcher
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And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.
Redrum
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Vladof
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Vladof's time has come!
Mario 3D
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It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
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The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Jules Winnfield
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With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
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Mein Führer! I can walk!
Deadpool
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My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Dazzler
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I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Puff the Magic Dragon
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I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Mushu
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My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Claire Redfield
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Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. I came to find my brother Chris.
Leeroy Jenkins
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Alright, let's do this!
Malistaire
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Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
The Tardis
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I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Battlestar Galactica
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The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Mandarin
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I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Tank Girl
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Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Doomsday
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Life will go on, we will prevail.
Bucking Bronco
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Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor
The Powerpuff Badge
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Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
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Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
Gimme Some Sugar
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Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
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When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Big Bad Big Daddy
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You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
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You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Dapper Daryl Dixon
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Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
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The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Robot Attack
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You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Captain James T. Kirk
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You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Miracle of Goats
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I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Force Choke Vader
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You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Gort
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You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Space Baby
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I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
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I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
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You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Isaac Clarke
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You've seen horrific things and lived.
Necromorph
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You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Connor Kenway
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You've assassinated the character quiz.
The Dead Are Walking
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You've survived the impossible character quiz.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
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I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
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You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Man-at-arms
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You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Dog's Best Friend
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Happiness is a warm puppy
Christmas Elf
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Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Don't Panic!
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Cattitude
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
No sacrifice, No victory
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Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Ape Henchman
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Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Sergeant
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Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Rookie
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Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Hero
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The Force is strong with you.
Double, double toil and trouble
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You know your way around a grimoire.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
The Infected
Quiz Awards
Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
Now I Know My ABCs....
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Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Adorable Animal Fan
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Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
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Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Sometimes Dead Is Better
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Necromancer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
(Game) Environmentalist
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You're a well traveled gamer!
Obscure Game Enthusiast
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You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
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Earned the Nightwing result.
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Ol' Nessie
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Loch Ness Monster result
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Taking It Easy
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You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
74 + 1 Quizzer
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Has completed 75 quizzes
Let's Rock!
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Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
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Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
Shiny!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Serenity result
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
For the Good of the Collective
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Computer Psychologist
Game of Thrones: The Spider
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You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones: Arya
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You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Pit!
Personality Quizzes
A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Bow & Arrow
Personality Quizzes
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Mmm... Cheese!
Holiday 2010
Come and behold the power of cheese.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Hidden Holiday Blade
Holiday 2009
Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.