It's a good tonic, altruism.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

COWABUNGA!

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Zombie killer extraordinaire

I'M HELPING

The first time is always the best time.

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Member of 1 User Group

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Earned the Iron Man result

Om nom nom nom!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Shiny!

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Thrice educated on games and learning.

You've got mail!

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Aced the BioShock quiz

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Completed the MLP Friendship quiz

Aced the MLP Friendship quiz!

You're keeping up with Halloween

[Sweating Intensifies]

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning

Nobody learns without getting it wrong!

You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge

The Element of Magic

Heroes never die!