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Titanium Spork
Holiday 2009
When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
War Is Hell
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Spec Ops: The Line for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Nuked From Orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
Genre Wars
"This is SPARTA!"
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Starring Mike Patton
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Genre Wars
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Webby Badge
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 1,000,000 treasure
Master Strategist
Genre Wars
Has won 100 battles
Genre Wars
Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
You Like Me!
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
Genre Veteran
Genre Wars
Has fought 100 battles
Genre Wars
Has won 50 battles
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 100,000 treasure
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
And Yet, The Armadillo
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Genre Wars
"Hear the lamentations of their women!"
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Cutscene Fanatic
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Webby 2011
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Hitting the Presses
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Every Day is Earth Day!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Magic" Result
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Social Feedback
Posted a comment using Facebook
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Miracle of Goats
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
Shock Jockey
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor
WarCry Visitor
Going to any page on
Yuriko Oyama
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Personality Quizzes
Shiny. So. Shiny.
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Apprentice God Thanker
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Worship the Snake Thing
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
This is How We Do It - Prime Evil
You read the very first This is How We Do It!
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.