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newdarkcloud
Member Since: 2 Aug 2010
Last Active: Apr 15, 2016 17:26
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Edward
Quiz Awards
So mopey...so sparkly.
Super Reptile
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Lizard" result.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Four Eyes, Literally
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Orc!
Personality Quizzes
Zug zug!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Sinister Symbiosis
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Venom" result.
Slow But Strong
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Rhino" result.
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Siren
Personality Quizzes
Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
It's A-Me, Ezio!
Personality Quizzes
I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
Antihero
Personality Quizzes
You're a rebel with a cause.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Dahl
Personality Quizzes
In the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Lawful Batman
Personality Quizzes
Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce.
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Best Buds Forever
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jak and Daxter result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Atari 2600
Personality Quizzes
Because Asteroids.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Jack Frost
Personality Quizzes
You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Personality Quizzes
"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Donatello
Personality Quizzes
COWABUNGA!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
The Traveler
Quiz Awards
You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Pre-Sequel Nisha
Personality Quizzes
You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.
Energetically Energized
Quiz Awards
Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz