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![]() Tech Team Member Staff Awards Keeping the hamsters running, one day at a time.![]() Patron Saint of Oppression Staff Awards Ask me about my banhammer![]() Arcade Escapee Halloween Party! You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!![]() Themiserables Staff Awards When duty calls, they pick up the phone.![]() Look Into My Eye Personality Quizzes Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz![]() The Midnight Channel Game of the Year 2012 Voted for Persona 4 Golden for 2012’s Game of the Year!![]() Escapist Gold Badge Planetside WAR! VICTORIOUS!![]() Webby 2011 Community Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!![]() Webby Badge Community We won the Webby...because we rule!![]() Batteries Holiday 2009 Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!![]() Desert Bus Ticket Special Events I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!![]() Bernie Unskippable Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable![]() The Average Bear Quiz Awards You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!![]() 4th Birthday PDF Special Events I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!![]() Terminator Genre Wars "Crush your enemies!"![]() Forum Vagabond Forum Awards Has posted in more than 10 different forums.![]() Valentine's Day (Krazy4U) Valentine's Day This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy![]() Bells Holiday 2008 "Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson![]() Forum Explorer Forum Awards Has posted in more than 3 different forums.![]() Make Yourself At Home Community Has created a user profile.![]() I Can Has Friend? Community Has added a friend!![]() You Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend.![]() Face With A Name Community Has set an avatar.![]() Notable Poster Forum Awards Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]![]() Chatty Forum Awards Has commented on over 100 different topics.![]() You Really Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend by 10 others.![]() The Neutral Fable II Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.![]() Zombie Hunter Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!![]() Monster Masher Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!![]() Hallo-winner Halloween Party! You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you!![]() Bestest Friend Community Has added more than 10 friends.![]() Genre Warrior Genre Wars Has fought 1 battle![]() ZP Mashup Contests The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*![]() In Touch Community Has received and read messages from 10 people.![]() Communicator Community Has received and read messages from 25 people.![]() Connector Community Has received and read messages from 50 people.![]() Tactician Genre Wars Has won a battle![]() Triumphant Genre Wars Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army![]() Surrender Monkey Genre Wars "Surrender Monkey!"![]() Genre Campaigner Genre Wars Has fought 10 battles![]() Windfall Genre Wars Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle![]() Master Tactician Genre Wars Has won 10 battles![]() Resilient Genre Wars Has won more than one battle consecutively![]() Regular Forum Awards Has posted in more than 12 different months.![]() Socialite Community Has been added as a friend by 25 others.![]() Hot Topic Forum Awards Created a thread with over 1,000 views.![]() Excellent Topic! Forum Awards For creating a thread with over 50 replies.![]() TF2 Tournament Member Special Events I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!![]() 10 About 4 Quiz Awards For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.![]() 4th Birthday Special Events Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!![]() Cinco de Quizo Quiz Awards Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!![]() Up Your Sleeve Halloween Party! Got the Good Ending in POTA2![]() User Group Member Community Member of 1 User Group![]() Zuu Zuu The Escapist Show Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show![]() Always Running The Escapist Show Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show![]() Ruskie Bear The Escapist Show Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show![]() Big Pete Apocalypse Lane Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.![]() Game Over, Man Doomsday Arcade Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() The Time is Now Doomsday Arcade Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() Fishy McSketcherson Unskippable Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable![]() Cutscene Watcher Unskippable Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable![]() And Yet, The Armadillo Unskippable Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable![]() Master of Blinking Unskippable Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable![]() Snaaaaaake! Unskippable Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable![]() Ingenue Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse![]() Subscriber Content Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() Pixel Burglar Stolen Pixels Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Pixel Bandit Stolen Pixels Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Lazer Cat Doomsday Arcade Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() Beta Chatter Community You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.![]() Pixel Outlaw Stolen Pixels Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Early Edition Content Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() Decathaquiz Quiz Awards Has completed 10 quizzes.![]() Batteries Not Included Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz![]() Bloodsucker Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz![]() Horror Survival Halloween Party! Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz![]() Rest In Halloween Party! Got the Bad Ending in POTA2 ![]() Hallo-winner 2009! Halloween Party! Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza![]() Pandor The Escapist Show Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show![]() Ubermensch Awards Gamers are the new supermen.![]() Songstress Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing![]() Starring Mike Patton Unskippable Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable![]() Holiday Celebrator Holiday 2009 Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar![]() Cul-De-Sac'd Apocalypse Lane Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane![]() User Group Bookmark Community Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.![]() Cutscene Fanatic Unskippable Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable![]() Open Mic Rebecca Mayes Muses Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses![]() Decimator Genre Wars "See them driven before you!"![]() AVP Battle - Marine Contests Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!![]() Maven Community Has received and read messages from 100 people.![]() Twitter-er Community Has connected their twitter account to their user profile![]() Epic Poster Forum Awards Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]![]() Pixel Kingpin Stolen Pixels Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() User Group Regular Community Member of 15 user groups![]() Two Bits o' Quiz Quiz Awards Has completed 25 quizzes.![]() The Tactician Personality Quizzes You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.![]() Tourist Personality Quizzes You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.![]() 5th Birthday PDF Special Events I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF![]() M. Bison Personality Quizzes You make ass-kicking an art form.![]() Chilly Personality Quizzes There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.![]() Clank Personality Quizzes What you lack in height you make up for in charm.![]() Baby Seal Puncher Satan's Retrievers You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.![]() Facebook Facebook Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.![]() Hand of Fate Special Events The fates have decided ... along with your help.![]() Casual Nerd Personality Quizzes Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?![]() Laziness Personality Quizzes You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...![]() Hitting the Presses Content Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() Now and Later Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Smarties Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Candy Necklace Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Lollipop Halloween Party! Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Lemonheads Halloween Party! Candy! 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Healing spells, too.![]() +1 Badge of Mental Might Awards I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!![]() Towel Holiday 2010 Don't panic.![]() X Factor Community Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.![]() Drow Personality Quizzes Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.![]() Louis Quiz Awards So terribly tortured inside.![]() Unpunctuated Zero Punctuation The first time is always the best time.![]() Gremlin Zero Punctuation Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.![]() Branston Pickle Zero Punctuation Witnessed the introduction of a legend![]() March Mayhem 2011 Bracket March Mayhem 2011 Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket![]() Kill Shot Anthony Saves The World Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World![]() The Red Button Seriously, Don't Click it Whatever you do, don't click here.![]() Steamy! Community Has linked their Steam account on their profile.![]() Liked It Facebook Shared a piece of content using the Like button![]() Landmark Forum Awards Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!![]() Undead Monster Rise of Nightmares Fight me if you dare.![]() Help me! Please! Rise of Nightmares Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.![]() Meta Meta Extra Credits Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows![]() Junior Game Designer Extra Credits Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits![]() 11th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 12th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 10th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 9th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 8th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 7th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 6th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 4th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 3rd Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 2nd Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 5th Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 1st Game of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() Games of X-Mas Holiday 2011 You've uncovered all the Games of Christmas of 2011!![]() March Mayhem 2012 Bracket March Mayhem 2012 Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket![]() Homo Sapiens Personality Quizzes Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" 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Quiz Awards You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.![]() The Infected Quiz Awards Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.![]() XCOM Global Defense XCOM: The Beginning Vigilo Confido![]() XCOM Extraterrestrials XCOM: The Beginning YOU are the enemy unknown.![]() Charismatic Stallion Zero Punctuation I know what you're going to say.![]() XCOM Elite Commander Unit XCOM: The Beginning An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!![]() XCOM Enemy Unknown XCOM: The Beginning Participated in the XCOM Community Event!![]() User Group Hotkey Community Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.![]() Sugar & Spice & Scary Week of Freak 2012 Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.![]() What a World! Week of Freak 2012 The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.![]() F Is for Freak Week of Freak 2012 You are the scariest letter.![]() I'll Cut You Week of Freak 2012 Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.![]() R Is for Rancor Week of Freak 2012 Who wasn't scared of that thing?![]() E Is for Efreeti Week of Freak 2012 A fire djinn is the worst kind.![]() The Devil's Weapon of Choice Week of Freak 2012 Stick 'em in the tuckus!![]() A Is for Alien Week of Freak 2012 We are not alone.![]() Scary Hockey Goalie Mask Week of Freak 2012 The scariest sporting equipment ever created.![]() K Is for Killer Clown Week of Freak 2012 Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.![]() Doom Kitty Personality Quizzes Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!![]() Ring-wraith Personality Quizzes They stole it from us. My precious.![]() Sweet Hat! Zero Punctuation Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews![]() Miracle of Goats Awards I wouldn't click on me if I were you.![]() Orbital Kitten Hugs Special Events You participated in The Escapist's DUST 514 live streaming event! ![]() Spinning Button Awards Do.Not.Click.This.Button![]() WarCry Visitor WarCry Going to any page on WarCry.com![]() Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie Quiz Awards When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?![]() Robot Attack Quiz Awards You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.![]() Ed Wood Quiz Awards You've Seen Movies![]() Diamond Quiz Taker Quiz Awards Has completed 50 quizzes.![]() High Five Top 5 with Lisa Foiles Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles![]() Duke Nukem Top 5 with Lisa Foiles Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles![]() Power Loader Personality Quizzes Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!![]() Triple C***** Hooker Zero Punctuation Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews![]() Matt Miller Quiz Awards Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar![]() Whiplash Personality Quizzes There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.![]() Desmond Personality Quizzes Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.![]() WarCry Beggar WarCry Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com![]() The Grand Return! Top 5 with Lisa Foiles Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.![]() Apprentice God Thanker Jimquisition Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition![]() But There's One They Fear... Miracle of Sound In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!![]() Completed Level 3 Miracle of Sound Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album![]() ELBOW ROCKET! Miracle of Sound Take me to the crush!![]() The Three Amigos Miracle of Sound Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.![]() Journeyman God Thanker Jimquisition Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition![]() Arcane Dust Special Events That'll do.![]() The Blitzkrieg Quiz! Quiz Awards Tanks for playing.![]() This is How We Do It - Prime Evil Content You read the very first This is How We Do It!![]() Pillar of the Community Community Has been added as a friend by 50 others. |